Babble Freaks

We’re here, we uhh… wish we were queer?

Christmas Gifting December 25, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jessica @ 10:22 pm

So while doing some last minute shopping over the weekend I found the greatest gift of every model-in-the-making. My reaction was a combination of disgust, then I gave into the fabulousity of this. It is obviously teaching young children the worth of fashion and extreme consumerism, but hey, its fucking fabulous! I wish I could have had one as a kid, in fact I did contemplate if it would be plausible as a gift to myself.

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But if I can’t be a miniature fashion icon in my own bedroom, I suppose getting a gift of 30 dollars (in pennies) for Christmas isn’t too bad. Wait?! In pennies?! Yes, that is what I said. Weighing in at a bit over 15 pounds, this was a bit more of a pain to get home than the $50 in cleverly oragamied single dollar bills I got last year. Though when I went to buy a dvd, I felt a little dirty hand the cashier my money in singles. Something told me he didn’t believe my line about getting them as a Christmas gift. In case you have ever been curious what $30 of pennies looks like. . . . .

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Lost footage November 15, 2007

Filed under: She Wants Revenge, youtubing — Chelsea @ 11:17 pm

Oh, the things I find while dinking around my computer. This 15 second clip basically describes our quickie roadtrip to Minneapolis to see She Wants Revenge.

 

Beary Christmas! November 13, 2007

Filed under: Bearforce1 — Jessica @ 9:02 am

I am not usually a huge fan of the holidays, especially the fucking music. And when it starts before Thanksgiving, it is almost enough to make me completely insane by the time Christmas rolls around. But this is almost gay enough for me to forgive it. Thanks Bearforce1, I appreciate the holiday cheer!

 

No Perez, he doesn’t October 29, 2007

Filed under: Jonathan Rhys Myers, Perez Hilton — Chelsea @ 10:46 pm

Perez asks, “Doesn’t Jonathan Rhys Myers look like a child molester????”

Umm… No. You’re just jealous because you looked like a child molester when you tried this look. But the mustache almost works on him, because he’s Jonathan Rhys Myers and even when the facial hair is ugly the body is still FINE! (and the lips.)

What do you think?

 

Graphic Bloody Violence Excitement October 26, 2007

Filed under: Johnny Depp, Lenora Claire, Sweeney Todd, Tim Burton — Jessica @ 11:39 am

I have been hearing about Sweeney Todd for sometime, but not until Lenora posted a bulletin about it today did I remember to get excited. So now I’ve decided this is going to be brilliant. Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, a movie about a menacing barber, and an R rating for ‘Graphic bloody violence’! Seems promising to me. I’m not entirely sure how I feel about Johnny Depp in live action musical, and apparently Sacha Baron Cohen plays a rival barber, but I have faith it will be wonderful!

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And on a completely unrelated note: When I went to Lenora’s myspace so I could give our enlightened readers some more enlightening, I was delighted to hear Patrick Wolf’s “Libertine” welcoming me. Oh how I love it when obsessions converge, don’t you?

 

Oh Chris, what have you done? October 9, 2007

Filed under: Chris Crocker, William Sledd — Jessica @ 6:08 pm

I especially like when he compares Crocs to cheese….I guess I sort of understand but still. Really? Cheese?

 

Misread Masturbation October 2, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — Chelsea @ 10:12 pm

I saw this group today and thought that it said “Students Against Masturbation.” I guess it was the bananas?
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Is it getting cold? October 2, 2007

Filed under: Barack Obama, Tyra Banks — Jessica @ 12:11 pm

Can someone please explain to me what the hell Barack Obama is doing on The Tyra Banks Show!? Please! I just don’t understand. Ok, so he is reaching out to an audience for votes. That I get, but Tyra! Really!?

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It’s getting a bit chilly. I think I can actually feel hell freezing.

 

Dilemma September 29, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — Chelsea @ 4:12 pm

So I went to Logo’s website today to vote for videos, and uh-oh, who to vote for?!

Cazwell  VS.  Jay

I love Cazwell AND Jay Brannan! and oooh is that J. Lo’s new video? J. Lo’s new video is fabulous! I think I’m going to vote for Jay on one computer and Cazwell on another. Go vote for one of them too, please. And don’t get sucked in by J. Lo, she doesn’t really need help, she’s a rich bitch. Vote HERE!

 

Time for some James September 27, 2007

Filed under: James St. James — Chelsea @ 7:37 pm

An interview with James St. James talking about Freakshow and all things James.

 

Having a bad day? September 27, 2007

Filed under: The Pop Tarts, world of wonder — Chelsea @ 4:07 pm

I don’t think it’s possible to watch this without cheering up. Our favourite WOWers, the Pop Tarts duo, singing “New York City Beat.” Pop Tarts videos always make me happy! I need to learn the dance, NOW!!

This one is hilarious too!

 

Hmmm September 26, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — Chelsea @ 9:57 pm

I’ve noticed that we never actually blog. Apparently we like other people’s videos and pictures instead of words. eh, whatever.

 

Now That’s The Idea! September 26, 2007

Filed under: Chris Crocker, Perez Hilton, Stevie Ryan — Chelsea @ 9:54 pm

Just what I’ve been saying… except Chris Crockerized.

 

She’s Lost Control September 23, 2007

Filed under: Agent Provocateur, Dita Von Teese, George W. Bush, Kylie Minogue — Jessica @ 9:35 am

Who hasn’t imagined an always sexy Dita Von Teese invovled in a S&M session with President Bush? Eh, me either, but I am glad someone else has. Thanks Agent Provocateur!

Which reminded me of this one I had seen before with Kylie Minogue.

 Moral of the story: Agent Provocateur is fucking hot!

 

Since when does Courtney Love look human? September 19, 2007

Filed under: Courtney Love — Chelsea @ 2:40 pm