Is that a copy of James St. James’ “Freakshow” I see on the lap of an improv everywhere agent? It’s at 58 seconds into the video. It would be fitting seeing that protagonist Billy Bloom is a flaming redhead!
Help me, I can’t decide! July 24, 2007
I started this blog out on Blogger, but now I’ve decided that maybe I like WordPress? But I still can’t decide! I’m so indecisive. Check us out on Blogger, tell us what is better… to me it just seems like there are differences and good and bad things about both, but I can’t keep the same blog in two different locations. Yeah, basically I’m just lazy and busy and don’t want to decide. I know you may all be wondering how I’m busy and lazy at the same time, but shush!
MySpace Can Be One Scary World July 24, 2007
This is one of the creepiest people to add me on myspace recently. But recently normal people have been adding me, so maybe that’s why I’m freaked out? I dont even know of this link will work, but umm, his top friends are just big lady asses. Ewww.
Understated? July 18, 2007
So, I was looking round (I guess that means surfing the web), reading some blogs about Bobby Trendy. I know you’re asking why, but believe me, so am I. It’s just that I can’t decide what my opinion is on him, which is rather strange for me. Anyways, I came upon a very peculiar post.
Anonymous said…
Bobby Trendy is so LUXURIOUS!
He has a FABULOUS fashion sense
– so understated.
Now, this would be kinda funny, if the commentor had been joking, but (s)he seems to be serious. Only in America could anyone understand English so poorly. But then again, maybe (s)he was joking all along… and I’m the idiot. I’m notoriously bad at understanding e-sarcasm. Maybe you can help me out with it. Either way (Mx. Anonymous or me), there ARE a lot of idiots out there.
Little Mermaid on Crack July 17, 2007
Jay posted a new youtube video of Ever After Happily . AND he’s on facebook finally! I’m so in love with this boy.
Workin’ It Harder! July 16, 2007
There are many online extraordinaries who have embraced Daft Punk’s “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger”, but I am enthralled with this girl’s moves!
Joy is a whore, and I HATE Elisabeth July 14, 2007
Well, my last post already sort of talked about this, but fuck it, I’m angry and need to vent. Joy is a whore, and I HATE Elisabeth. I don’t even think that the full caps are enough to express it. So… Perez Hilton on the View. I love Perez. I don’t even read his blog that much, but who cares. I love the fact that he’s equally bitchy to all and has attitude and doesn’t give a fuck about what anyone has to say.
Here’s my recap, please follow along:
Yes Elisabeth, you are an Elisabitch. Seriously, why are they protecting Clay’s “heterosexuality”?? He’s GAY… get over it. You ask why out him? Ummm… why keep him closeted? Ok, I love the fact that Elisabeth says, “I don’t really care what you say about me,” but then goes on an anger fueled rage. Let’s take a moment to giggle, if we havent already, Hehe, a “celebretard,” (and don’t freak on me with the, cognitively disabled shit). I usually like Whoopi, she’s just so cute, but Perez shouldn’t be nice to the children. It’s not like he’s discriminating against them, he just tells it like it is about everyone, and if they are children, so be it. Also, maybe children shouldn’t be on Perezhilton.com. This may be old fashioned of me, but I feel that parenting is often a good tool in protecting children. Oh, and now comes Joy. “They ask for it”??? Are you serious? You sound like a bad rape ad. (yeah, they’re advertising rape now… dont ya know?)
So, for some reason, those women just made me feel icky about American culture. But I guess the View always does, so why do I even bother?
And PS: Why does Elisabeth spell her name with an “s”? Is she too afraid to use a letter that is slightly interesting, like a “z” maybe?
WOW, I Adore You! : * July 14, 2007
World of Wonder is going to get so famous SO fast! It has been officially announced that Perez Hilton’s show will be airing on VH1 in the fall… and pretty sure we’ll know more about Jeffree Star’s WOW show in the imminent future. I LOVE YOU WORLD OF WONDER!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
Whats the WORD? July 13, 2007
Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary deemed 100 new words worthy of entrance to their Eleventh Edition. Included is ginormous, which I’m especially happy about so I don’t have to feel like I’m making up words when I use this functional adjective.
Some that also made the list include:
Bollywood,
crunk,
smackdown,
speed dating,
and telenovela.
Just in case you were concerned about the legitimacy of these words, you can now safely use them in your vocabulary.
And as a side note, apparently my spell check doesn’t yet accept the use of Bollywood, crunk, smackdown, or telenovela. Damn, get with the program!
Brutha here Ready for the REAL Thang July 13, 2007
OMG… have you been here yet??? It’s HILARIOUS!!!
This one is my favorite.
“I`M DAH TYPE OF BRUTHA DAT LIKES TO TRY NEW THINGS AND LAUGH AS MUCH IN LIFE AS I POSSIBLY CAN. I`M DESCRIBED AS A~ CALM-NATURED BRUTHA WHO IS VERY FREE-HEARTED AND KEWL TO JUST HANG OUT WITH. PEEPZ ARE ALWAYS SAYIN, “YOU`RE A NICE LOOKIN GUY…WHY R U SINGLE?” MY ONLY TRUE ANSWER IZ…”I WORK A LOT …AND NOBODY WANTS TO DEAL WITH MAH SCHEDULE.”
I don’t get the point in typing in slang online if it’s not a) less letters or letters on the home keys and therefore less effort, or b) to give humorous emphasis. I guess technically he has b) going for him, but I’m not sure if he’s aware of that.
Little England July 12, 2007
Basically I decided this video is just too wonderful to not be shared with the world! Its incredible, so you should watch it!
Check out Klumzy Tung and Beardyman!
Cazwell Video featuring Amanda Lepore July 12, 2007
I like this video and don’t really know why. It’s Cazwell’s “All Over Your Face.” Here’s his myspace if you want it… http://www.myspace.com/cazwellnyc and btw, he’s going to be on ring my bell tomorrow (www.ringmybell.tv).
oooh, and look a live version followed by “My Hair Looks Fierce”! I just love that song, can’t get enough.
I wish I speaked Engrish this good! July 11, 2007
I, like many others, am forever astonished by the inability of Asian languages to be correctly translated into English, but am incredibly grateful for the occasional laugh.
As confused and amusing as the term “fuddle” to apparently describe a person of the drunk persuasion is, I am quite partial to “person whom the nasty smell does”. Also be sure to notice and attempt to decipher the explanation at the bottom.
Thanks to Knife Writer for sharing this blog entry with the world. Check them out 
