Babble Freaks

We’re here, we uhh… wish we were queer?

No Perez, he doesn’t October 29, 2007

Filed under: Jonathan Rhys Myers, Perez Hilton — Chelsea @ 10:46 pm

Perez asks, “Doesn’t Jonathan Rhys Myers look like a child molester????”

Umm… No. You’re just jealous because you looked like a child molester when you tried this look. But the mustache almost works on him, because he’s Jonathan Rhys Myers and even when the facial hair is ugly the body is still FINE! (and the lips.)

What do you think?

 

Graphic Bloody Violence Excitement October 26, 2007

Filed under: Johnny Depp, Lenora Claire, Sweeney Todd, Tim Burton — Jessica @ 11:39 am

I have been hearing about Sweeney Todd for sometime, but not until Lenora posted a bulletin about it today did I remember to get excited. So now I’ve decided this is going to be brilliant. Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, a movie about a menacing barber, and an R rating for ‘Graphic bloody violence’! Seems promising to me. I’m not entirely sure how I feel about Johnny Depp in live action musical, and apparently Sacha Baron Cohen plays a rival barber, but I have faith it will be wonderful!

Sweeny Todd Poster

And on a completely unrelated note: When I went to Lenora’s myspace so I could give our enlightened readers some more enlightening, I was delighted to hear Patrick Wolf’s “Libertine” welcoming me. Oh how I love it when obsessions converge, don’t you?

 

Oh Chris, what have you done? October 9, 2007

Filed under: Chris Crocker, William Sledd — Jessica @ 6:08 pm

I especially like when he compares Crocs to cheese….I guess I sort of understand but still. Really? Cheese?

 

Misread Masturbation October 2, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — Chelsea @ 10:12 pm

I saw this group today and thought that it said “Students Against Masturbation.” I guess it was the bananas?
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Is it getting cold? October 2, 2007

Filed under: Barack Obama, Tyra Banks — Jessica @ 12:11 pm

Can someone please explain to me what the hell Barack Obama is doing on The Tyra Banks Show!? Please! I just don’t understand. Ok, so he is reaching out to an audience for votes. That I get, but Tyra! Really!?

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It’s getting a bit chilly. I think I can actually feel hell freezing.