This blog makes it seem like all we ever talk about is “The View.” I don’t even watch “The View”!!! Strange how things work… I need to go to bestbuy so I can enable my camera and put up fun pictures to blog about instead of this boringness. It’s wayyy too fucking hot outside.
A little intellegence, Please…. August 1, 2007
I know, this is soooo big news and you couldnt wait to hear, even though you probably don’t give a shit and “The View” speak has slighty dwindled. But….but….but, in case you cared, Whoopi Goldberg has been announced as the newest host on the increasingly annoying daytime talk show.
The most obvious explaination of this is that they wanted to finally add a bit of intellegence to a show where Joy just wants to be a smartass and Elisabeth is a fucktard (yes, I said fucktard, deal with it).
Joy is a whore, and I HATE Elisabeth July 14, 2007
Well, my last post already sort of talked about this, but fuck it, I’m angry and need to vent. Joy is a whore, and I HATE Elisabeth. I don’t even think that the full caps are enough to express it. So… Perez Hilton on the View. I love Perez. I don’t even read his blog that much, but who cares. I love the fact that he’s equally bitchy to all and has attitude and doesn’t give a fuck about what anyone has to say.
Here’s my recap, please follow along:
Yes Elisabeth, you are an Elisabitch. Seriously, why are they protecting Clay’s “heterosexuality”?? He’s GAY… get over it. You ask why out him? Ummm… why keep him closeted? Ok, I love the fact that Elisabeth says, “I don’t really care what you say about me,” but then goes on an anger fueled rage. Let’s take a moment to giggle, if we havent already, Hehe, a “celebretard,” (and don’t freak on me with the, cognitively disabled shit). I usually like Whoopi, she’s just so cute, but Perez shouldn’t be nice to the children. It’s not like he’s discriminating against them, he just tells it like it is about everyone, and if they are children, so be it. Also, maybe children shouldn’t be on Perezhilton.com. This may be old fashioned of me, but I feel that parenting is often a good tool in protecting children. Oh, and now comes Joy. “They ask for it”??? Are you serious? You sound like a bad rape ad. (yeah, they’re advertising rape now… dont ya know?)
So, for some reason, those women just made me feel icky about American culture. But I guess the View always does, so why do I even bother?
And PS: Why does Elisabeth spell her name with an “s”? Is she too afraid to use a letter that is slightly interesting, like a “z” maybe?
