Christmas Gifting December 25, 2007

So while doing some last minute shopping over the weekend I found the greatest gift of every model-in-the-making. My reaction was a combination of disgust, then I gave into the fabulousity of this. It is obviously teaching young children the worth of fashion and extreme consumerism, but hey, its fucking fabulous! I wish I could have had one as a kid, in fact I did contemplate if it would be plausible as a gift to myself.

But if I can’t be a miniature fashion icon in my own bedroom, I suppose getting a gift of 30 dollars (in pennies) for Christmas isn’t too bad. Wait?! In pennies?! Yes, that is what I said. Weighing in at a bit over 15 pounds, this was a bit more of a pain to get home than the $50 in cleverly oragamied single dollar bills I got last year. Though when I went to buy a dvd, I felt a little dirty hand the cashier my money in singles. Something told me he didn’t believe my line about getting them as a Christmas gift. In case you have ever been curious what $30 of pennies looks like. . . . .

Misread Masturbation October 2, 2007

I saw this group today and thought that it said “Students Against Masturbation.” I guess it was the bananas?

Dilemma September 29, 2007

So I went to Logo’s website today to vote for videos, and uh-oh, who to vote for?!

  VS.  

I love Cazwell AND Jay Brannan! and oooh is that J. Lo’s new video? J. Lo’s new video is fabulous! I think I’m going to vote for Jay on one computer and Cazwell on another. Go vote for one of them too, please. And don’t get sucked in by J. Lo, she doesn’t really need help, she’s a rich bitch. Vote HERE!

Hmmm September 26, 2007

I’ve noticed that we never actually blog. Apparently we like other people’s videos and pictures instead of words. eh, whatever.

sexy Bombero August 27, 2007

This may be really awful of me, but isn’t that fireman who’s talking to Hulk sexy??

A different view August 15, 2007

Chelsea and I have gone back and forth on what our blog should look like, knowing that despite the fact that it doesn’t really make a difference, it is a very important thing. At least to me, and I’m the one that counts, right? It changes how you, the loyal reader (yes, I am aware that there are only 3 of you today and loyal doesn’t describe those who read) view us, the muttering wordsmiths. It changes your mood when you click to check up on any incredibly random news that we may have posted or how seriously you take us*. So it could be rather disasterous that we are both some of the most indecisive people I know.

To make matters worse, WordPress insits on working with CSS coding instead of html, which I can at least pretend to understand as apposed to css, which just boggles my mind. You may be aware at this point that I am not overly computer savvy. Would it be too much to ask for an idiot’s guide to color, theme, and font? But even if I did have a better understanding of how to make you do what I want, Mr. Computer, I still probably couldn’t because I can’t decide on a general outlook.

 So if you our devouted reader (shut up and let me have my illusions) have any opinions on our layout here at Babble Freaks Headquarters, feel free to let us know.

*As a recommendation, don’t take us too seriously, it may be detrimental to your mental well-being.*

Howdy, Partner. Wait…what? August 15, 2007

Sometimes I find it worrisome when a frequently visited website decides it wants to greet me when I stop by for a chat. You know, the little ‘Hello, Jessica. Not Jessica?‘ bit. Well, WordPress greets me with a “Howdy, Jessica” after I log in. I’m sorry, did I miss something? No? I didn’t think so either.

Dear WordPress,

I am not a cowboy.

Thanks,

Jess

Rockin Out at Work! August 13, 2007

Being as bored as I usually am at work, I find a great deal of excitement when I come across bigger and better ways to pass the time. Recently after discovering how ingenious this site is (thanks Nicole), I have been filling up on past seasons of ANTM that I never watched and restarting my love affair with the smokin’ ladies of The L Word.

As terrible as it may sound, sometimes my job does actually require me to do a reasonable amount of labor. Don’t worry too much though, it’s not that difficult and I think I can cope. In those times catching some online video time tends to hinder the efficency of my performance, which is where Tun3r comes into play. For any of you out that just can’t decide what music you would like to listen to, this is that place for you. Just click and go! Perfect for an obnoxiously lazy and indecisive person, such as myself.

Postsecret August 13, 2007

I know I may be an emotional sap, but this week’s postsecret video made me cry.

Come and Get Me! August 7, 2007

Well, I can say they obviously have rather strong convictions about their product, which I can respect (even if it does lead to some rather unnecessary views of a less-than-fit English bloke).

Another reason to love Brian Molko August 6, 2007

This is from quite a while ago, but still a good statement.

This has been a Public Service Announcement. August 3, 2007

See how safe it is? No semen spilt.

Well then, it must be safe. Don’t you feel safer already?

Help me, I can’t decide! July 24, 2007

I started this blog out on Blogger, but now I’ve decided that maybe I like WordPress? But I still can’t decide! I’m so indecisive. Check us out on Blogger, tell us what is better… to me it just seems like there are differences and good and bad things about both, but I can’t keep the same blog in two different locations. Yeah, basically I’m just lazy and busy and don’t want to decide. I know you may all be wondering how I’m busy and lazy at the same time, but shush!

Workin’ It Harder! July 16, 2007

There are many online extraordinaries who have embraced Daft Punk’s “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger”, but I am enthralled with this girl’s moves!

It’s MY birthday July 15, 2007

Let’s CELEBRATE!!!!