But if I can’t be a miniature fashion icon in my own bedroom, I suppose getting a gift of 30 dollars (in pennies) for Christmas isn’t too bad. Wait?! In pennies?! Yes, that is what I said. Weighing in at a bit over 15 pounds, this was a bit more of a pain to get home than the $50 in cleverly oragamied single dollar bills I got last year. Though when I went to buy a dvd, I felt a little dirty hand the cashier my money in singles. Something told me he didn’t believe my line about getting them as a Christmas gift. In case you have ever been curious what $30 of pennies looks like. . . . .

I am not usually a huge fan of the holidays, especially the fucking music. And when it starts before Thanksgiving, it is almost enough to make me completely insane by the time Christmas rolls around. But this is almost gay enough for me to forgive it. Thanks Bearforce1, I appreciate the holiday cheer!

Umm… No. You’re just jealous because you looked like a child molester when you tried this look. But the mustache almost works on him, because he’s Jonathan Rhys Myers and even when the facial hair is ugly the body is still FINE! (and the lips.)

What do you think?

And on a completely unrelated note: When I went to Lenora’s myspace so I could give our enlightened readers some more enlightening, I was delighted to hear Patrick Wolf’s “Libertine” welcoming me. Oh how I love it when obsessions converge, don’t you?

I especially like when he compares Crocs to cheese….I guess I sort of understand but still. Really? Cheese?

It’s getting a bit chilly. I think I can actually feel hell freezing.

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I love Cazwell AND Jay Brannan! and oooh is that J. Lo’s new video? J. Lo’s new video is fabulous! I think I’m going to vote for Jay on one computer and Cazwell on another. Go vote for one of them too, please. And don’t get sucked in by J. Lo, she doesn’t really need help, she’s a rich bitch. Vote HERE!